Boff the bard

Boff the bard — @boffthebard 的 OnlyFans 档案

There once was this dude they called Boff, a ridiculous name but no need to scoff. And today he was asked to write a bio for onlyfans, so he cracked his knuckles and started typing with his hands. The Boff is a dork and a nerd that much is true, and he doesn't know a single bit of Kung fu. He is 38, extremely poor and single, and way too depressed to get out there and mingle. So he thought what the fuck lets just stay at home and wank, Staring at hot and sexy ladies while unloading his tank. Also just for fun share his stories and many a drawn lady pic, Swearing also he would never send anyone an unsolicited dick. Copyright is mine so don't repost or steal, Trust me there's no money in it so it's just a shit deal. That's basically it I don't know what more to say, maybe instead I should just utter thanks for reading all this way 😋👍 ✌️❤️ //Boff